You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Randomize
