I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
worst night to have a conscience
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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