what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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