no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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