I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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