Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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