her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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