There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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