i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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