theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it glows. i had to have it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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