took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
