i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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