What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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