cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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