so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Help. Why am I so naked?
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