Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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