and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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