loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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