So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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