I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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