Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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