id be glad to
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
