i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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