i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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