she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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