She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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