I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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