we made out on top of his cat.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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