He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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