do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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