okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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