his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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