White coat. Heels.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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