He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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