I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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