she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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