We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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