You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm always down for nudity.
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