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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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