he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The adults are the big ones right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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