Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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