I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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