no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
so much tequila, so little girl.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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