For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I woke up under a house in Key West
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