He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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