I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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