you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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