i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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