Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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