do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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